{"id":198,"date":"2021-02-17T17:20:10","date_gmt":"2021-02-17T23:20:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/?p=198"},"modified":"2021-03-23T20:52:18","modified_gmt":"2021-03-24T02:52:18","slug":"new-level-of-shitty-food-prep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/2021\/02\/17\/new-level-of-shitty-food-prep\/","title":{"rendered":"New level of Shitty Food Prep"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/image-1024x645.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-199\" width=\"476\" height=\"299\" srcset=\"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/image-1024x645.png 1024w, https:\/\/thecweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/image-300x189.png 300w, https:\/\/thecweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/image-768x484.png 768w, https:\/\/thecweb.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/image.png 1134w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a lot of vet bills lately, and I haven&#8217;t really been paying attention to my spending.  I also have been wanting to see how long I could live off of the food I already have stock-piled in the pantry, so that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m doing.  I think it&#8217;s been three weeks since I&#8217;ve been to Costco or a grocery store.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My idea with the abomination pictured above was to do a somewhat Pad-Thai inspired dish.  I didn&#8217;t have any peanuts, so the brown you&#8217;re seeing is half a can of refried beans.  I used that with the soy sauce packet the noodles came with.  Slapped a little Sriracha and jalapenos on top and here we are.  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table\"><table><tbody><tr><td><strong>Calories<\/strong><\/td><td>500<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Fat<\/strong><\/td><td>8g<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Carbs<\/strong><\/td><td>88g<\/td><\/tr><tr><td><strong>Protein<\/strong><\/td><td>20g<\/td><\/tr><\/tbody><\/table><figcaption>Macros<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>It&#8217;s a low fat food.  <\/strong>FDA requires that 30% or less of a foods calories can come from fat to be labeled as a low fat food.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve had a lot of vet bills lately, and I haven&#8217;t really been paying attention to my spending. I also have been wanting to see how long I could live off of the food I already have stock-piled in the pantry, so that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m doing. I think it&#8217;s been three weeks since I&#8217;ve been [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":200,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[28],"class_list":["post-198","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=198"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":201,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/198\/revisions\/201"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=198"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=198"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecweb.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=198"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}